Thursday, January 31, 2013

DI'S GUIDE TO LIFE: THE DIAGONAL WALK

I am a very lazy person. Extreme type of laziness. Inaamin ko. Some of the people I know hates me for being one. But guys, I know (we know) I am not the only one! In fact, the ever reliable Google showed me couple of most searches of all time. Pati solusyon sa pagiging tamad, inaasa kay Google. Kami na! This is something I am not proud of.

I guess if some dude produces a cure, I'd buy myself a stash of every milligrams available. My previous wallpaper read: "The work you do while you procrastinate is probably the work you should be doing for the rest of your life." Cute no?I am calling it The Art of Procrastination. The word rolls a little hard on the tounge but it's cute diba?

I am writing this guide for me. Selfish ako. Just so if I happen to forget some of my shortcuts to life in the future, I will get back to this post and say oooooh, okay.. :) Hindi naman lahat dito ay para sa mga tamad ng tao. Mostly, to cut the time spent on waiting or to rush because you're late sa work.

THE LONG WAY (TWO WAY TURN, AKA THE LETTER "L")
Due to this unfortunate non-medical condition, nagigising ako ng late. And because mabagal din akong lumakad, I am losing approximately 15-20 minutes of my allotted one-hour going to the office. I discovered that by walking diagonally, makakasave ka ng 5 minutes from North Jeepney Station going to Two-Ecom Building. This also applies to crossing the street ha.

From the time you step out of the cab up to One-Ecom's McDonald's at the corner, it will take you approximately 2-3 minutes depende sa speed ng paglalakad and another 2-3 minutes from McDonald's to Two-Ecom's Burger King. See animated-maarteng-visual below:



THE SHORTER WAY (AKA THE TITLE..Ü)
I noticed a small difference if I walk the other way. Instead of taking the letter L, I tried walking like this -- / Another maarteng visual below:



I save 3-4 minutes kakalakad in diagonal! :D Try nyo dali! Another thing that proves me right is, konti ang layers ng nagamit ko sa photoshop, nung ginagawa ko yung diagonal walk. Hahahaha! Totoo!

I hope I am making sense. :) Watch out for more Di's Guide to (Lazy) Life!

LOVE - FROM A FAMOUS BIBLE VERSE




"Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails." 


1 Corinthians 13:4–8

THURSDAY COLORS

It's a Nike Waffle Racer

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

WEDNESDAY COLORS


I am a little obsessed with the colors of my office uniform. I mentioned I got five of them? As of this time, I still got five. Haha! Creating colors for button pins are getting mainstream. :) For this week (until early next week) I will use shoes. These colors will match this post.

Thursday, January 24, 2013

THURSDAY OUTFIT

Not a good day today. 

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

TUESDAY OUTFIT

Good morning!!

Monday, January 21, 2013

MONDAY OUTFIT


Hello 2013! I am bored as fuck. Pardon. I am wearing blue and pink checkered polo today and I am wearing my new company ID. I am thinking of creating and producing my own set of button pins like this. If you happen to see me wearing this polo again next week, I apologize, I got 5 sets of corporate polos as of this moment. I am considering this as my weekly uniform.. :)

I made this in Corel Draw X5 and Adobe Photoshop CS4.