Friday, February 22, 2013

DI'S GUIDE TO LIFE: IMPROVISED BIDET

The blue spray bottle can speak French now. 



Yep! Because of desperation and my frequent need to go to the bathroom made me use this genius invention / developed by Dr. Jules Montenier. I hate wiping my pwet with toilet paper with all the excess mess around that tiny hole (hahahaha!, I am so sorry for this uncensored post) Our company is generous to toilet papers, they refill every container inside the cubicle almost everyday.

But it's embarrassing to wipe your pwet, throw the paper into the bin and have someone else throw the paper with your waste outside the building. OMG. Hahaha! I can imagine how they hate their job sometimes by seeing the scattered toilet papers. So, to save myself from embarrassment and to minimize the hassle it's making to the Ate cleaning our restrooms, nagka-idea ako to use the "Spray Bottle"

I may not be the first one to come up with this idea, (I never tried googling it anyway) but it works pretty fine! All you have to do is to buy one, (a regular sized spray bottle costs around Php 35) fill it with water, aim at your pwet, and pretend you're playing water gun, while shouting inside your head: "fire in the hole!"

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